27 Facts About Guys [source : ihatequotes.net]

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: 27 Facts About Guys [source : ihatequotes.net] :
Haa fakta atau auta ye? Meh kita tengok sama2. *jom jom!

1. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. *ciss!
2. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl. *owh really??? hurm...
3. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. *memang pun.
4. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. *haha tetiba teringat zaman mula2 bercinta...kekeke..! cerr sekarang, takde makna nak tanya macam tu selalu la. Bukan dia kisah kita dah makan ke belum. Sangat kasihan okeh! sob sob :"(
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. *haa yela tu. Dulu lain sekarang lain.
6. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. *yeke?? tak semua kot.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about you ex-boyfriend. *haa ni memang tepat sekali. Jangan la kau cuba2 tuk cakap okay! Sebab nanti dia ingat kau nak banding2kan dia pulak.
8. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. *ni ibarat macam kau cuba curah air kat batu bata yang panas. Cerr ko try tengok batu bata tu berasap ke tak.
9. Guys can never dream and hope too much. *lelaki mana dia kisah
10. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. *wuuu
11. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. *hehe...mesti berpeluh2 dia kan? Pastu macam malu2 tenggiling. Coii la!
12. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. *kekeke..ni lagi satu mesti lomah lutut dia sebab tergagap lebey sangat! Wakakaka!:p
13. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow" *kekekeke
14. Guys hate gays! *Alarr...jealous la tu sebab gay biasanya lebih handsome kalau jadi lelaki tulen. Kekeke...
15. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. *haa tahu takpe!
16. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.*once in a lifetime?
17. Like Eve, girls a re guys EUR™ weaknesses. *tak paham la. EUR™ tu apa?
18. If a guy tells you about his problem, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. *angguk je buat2 paham masalah dia. Pastu cakap je "lorh yeke?" "owh...ek?" "ishh macam tu ke?" Macam biasa buat je ni..muahahaha! :D
19. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. *huhu
20. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more. *haa pastu kau tunggu la apa yang dia akan berkata2 nanti. jeng jeng jeng.
21. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. *eyyhh yeke? tak semua kot!
22. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends. *haha ni lawak hokey..ate mula2 bley la..cer dah lama tengok jadi tiger ke tak...tak pun jadi buaya darat...@#$%pitam!
23. When a guys ask you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." *ehh yeke? hurm, dengar je bley la...tp jgn kau berani2 cuba bersuara pot pet pot pet.
24. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. *eleh syok sendiri dulu la tu. kuikui. :p
25. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised. *wuuu!
26. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it. *yeke bley handle sendiri?
27. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. *nape pulak? mungkin atas sebab2 tertertu kot. 

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